Tumblr (3.0; @alfredduck)http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld1ob8EMm31qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MUAHAHAHA!</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/2129929973http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/2129929973Mon, 06 Dec 2010 22:20:38 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcnyo1JFJO1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just shove all your trash down this clown’s throat..</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1729654515http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1729654515Mon, 29 Nov 2010 12:38:09 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb80sjBpBQ1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1455047209http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1455047209Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:29:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_latvw9cHm91qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tarantula time.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1395444462http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1395444462Sun, 24 Oct 2010 21:16:35 -0700<a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/thousands-of-girls-match-description-of-missing-so,18302/">Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister | The Onion </a>: <p>Uniquely conforming!</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1353243893http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1353243893Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:40:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lahuxgQcvM1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can u read me bedtime story? K thnx</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1344545825http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1344545825Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:23:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la3j0oMnGy1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We done found us a snake, ain’t we!</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1286696328http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1286696328Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:41:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9wjwutxon1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am going to eat you.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260419986http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260419986Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:17:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9wjhiEsGn1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Classy rear-windshield sticker.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260368895http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260368895Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:07:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9wje3OgF01qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Turn those apples into a pie.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260357635http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260357635Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:05:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9wjb7OtGm1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Freshly picked apples from Gizdich Ranch.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260347931http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1260347931Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:03:44 -0700<p>Let&#8217;s see. Wait in this stuffy room for TWO hours with the smelly people and crying babies, or navigate the website and pay online?</p> <p>I&#8217;ll take my chances with AI any day.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1122568991http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1122568991Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:05:31 -0700n<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cw1kY0n71qzni97o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://moredillon.tumblr.com/post/1078916111/bay-bridge-san-francisco" class="tumblr_blog">moredillon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bay Bridge! San Francisco!</p></blockquote> <p>You’re going the right direction on that bridge…</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1081996616http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/1081996616Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:53:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7hsod7cTw1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have wanted to eat panda bears for SO long! Finally, it’s a reality.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986652034http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986652034Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:55:25 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7hsjpBkV51qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>4 perps and a pup.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986644262http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986644262Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:52:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7hppjYlXv1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kellyegan.tumblr.com/post/986446350/at-lake-havasu-your-weekend-is-irrelevant" class="tumblr_blog">kellyegan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>At Lake Havasu. Your weekend is irrelevant.</p></blockquote> <p>Lake Havasu? More like Lake Yawn-Factory.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986635245http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/986635245Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:49:43 -0700“Like all rich people, we are going to need weapons to shoot poor people.”<br/><br/> - <em>“Futurama the Movie: Bender’s Big Score”(2007)</em>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/946412833http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/946412833Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:18:09 -0700<iframe width="400" height="232" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XSIetIg7O3M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.scneptune.com/post/943040530" class="tumblr_blog">scneptune</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>atten: Jean, Nathan, Jake, et. all</p> <p>Boners will be popped after watching this.</p></blockquote> <p>headline: “Headaches Ensue as Viewers Attempt to Comprehend Why Protagonist Fights Mafia thugs, Dragons, Industrial Monsters, Samurai and WWI era Germans in ONE MOVIE”</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/943853377http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/943853377Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:25:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51nxeIJex1qzr6dro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dammitjean.tumblr.com/post/769819560/does-not-want-on-so-many-levels" class="tumblr_blog">dammitjean</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Does not want on so many levels</p></blockquote> <p>Now that’s a true patriot.</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/770363727http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/770363727Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:06:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51x5ya8ZQ1qagt6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY B-DAY, ‘MURICA!</p>http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/770356109http://alfredduck.tumblr.com/post/770356109Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:03:16 -0700