Alfred Duck, I have enough beer in me to desperately want to text every single person I know and like and tell them how much I love them.

I have enough beer in me to desperately want to text every single person I know and like and tell them how much I love them.

So let me spread the love to my followers, whether I know you or not: I love you. Thanks for all the undeserved attention. Fist bump. Etc.

<3

Toooootally didn’t get a text.